Condiment Fail

The customer is always right, or they will hit you with their car.

Here’s some advice for you. If the KFC employee forgets your condiments, do not back your car into her. This is an overreaction on your part.

The Phoenix New Times says that after customer noticed she had been cruelly denied condiments, she stormed back into the KFC and began a shouting match with the employees inside. One of the workers then followed the woman back out to her car to take down her license plate number.

When the customer began to back out of her parking space, the employee hit her trunk in order to let her know that she was standing back there and did not want to die.

At that point, according to police, the customer ran her car into the employee.

The employee is ok, and the customer has been arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, plus disorderly conduct. Over some condiments. Sigh.

Customer Allegedly Bumps KFC Employee With Car After Condiments Dispute [Phoenix New Times

story found on The Consumerist

Tags: bad driver, condiments, funny accidents, KFC, workplace fail

Not-your-workplace FAIL

“Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn’t actually hired. FML”

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Workplace fail videos: spot the fakes

The first time I saw this montage, I really didn’t think it was worthy of our fail blog.  Some of these are clearly staged…. but the epic fails that are NOT rigged, are fail blog classics.  I want to devise a fail blog authenticity test for a future post, so as you watch this, please take note of exactly why you think these fail videos are either genuine or fake, and please submit your fail blog insights below as a comment, to help me out!

Time to share your epic fail insights! What makes for a fake epic fail video? A genuine epic fail video?  Comments:

Another “Reply All” Epic Fail

Posted on FML:

“Today my boss sent out an email with the subject line – Urgent. He accidently left the body of the email blank. I replied to all staff “You’re firing blanks Peter”. I later heard that his wife once got drunk and told everyone that they couldn’t have kids because he has a low sperm count. FML”

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